Climber Pickup Lines – Day 3 (Final) Entries
Final day of entries in reverse chronological order (contest ended around 8PM PST), please read in an appropriate mindset, perhaps as @canoelover suggested, a 14 yr old’s 😉
Read contest details here.
RikRay: Hold on tight, I’m kind of a hang dog #climberpickup
RikRay: I don’t normally like climbing cracks that are wet, but for you I’ll make an exception #climberpickup
RikRay: I haven’t quite figured it out, but my rubber gets really sticky watching you climb #climberpickup
JODell_the3rd: Not a bragger, but Im pretty good at smearing, stemming, crimping, and jamming buttresses. #climberpickup
RikRay: I’ve been watching you climb, you really carry your rack well. Wanna try a layback? I’ll give you the sharp end. #climberpickup
heffayb: “I just busted a nut falling for you” #climberpickup
heffayb: “I like your features” #climberpickup
JODell_the3rd: Not a bragger, but Im pretty good at smearing, stemming, crimping, and jamming buttresses. #climberpickup
bittabuffalo: “wow, you climb like a girl!” #climberpickup
TheBreakdown6: just lay down on my crash pad and let crimp onto your shoulders #climberpickup . How’s that?
TheBreakdown6: Don’t worry baby, I’ll suck the poison out… #climberpickup
bittabuffalo: “stand clear while I pull this rope – this is not how I envisioned us getting rope burn” #climberpickup
martinpribble: #climberpickup “I’d love to do a reverse zipper on THAT crack!” sorry had to do it
bittabuffalo: “offwidth? pshaw! if its too wide to stack hands you have to stack climbers. Wanna help?” #climberpickup
bittabuffalo: “want to help me practice my knots?” #climberpickup
bittabuffalo: “from pitch three I bet no one down here can see what we’re doing” #climberpickup
TheBreakdown6: I was just walking through trying to find a new highball, and now all I can think about is sending you… #climberpickup
TheBreakdown6: We can wait out the storm in the back of my Element…just lay your clothes here to let them dry. #climberpickup
TheBreakdown6: Go ahead just do a knee-bar like this and then roll over on your side…#climberpickup
martinpribble: #climberpickup my girlfriend would react to “Hi! I’m Dave Graham!”
martinpribble: #climberpickup “Let’s test the sweat wicking ability of my sleepingbag together!” yeah that was crap sorry
chadmor: “I taught Chris everything he knows” #climberpickup
K2Kyle: Apologies in advance for this one 🙂 #climberpickup : I know I’m on thin ice but I’ve still got some good screws in my sac. 😉
m1nd7r1p: It’s not the size of the cam, it’s the skill of the jam. #climberpickup
sellout: “I could give your TCUs some TLC.” Leave the acronym expansion up to the recipient. #climberpickup
sanityinc: #climberpickup I normally go for five-ten, but you’re a ten-out-of-ten
paukku: “Man, I really need to get (be)layed!” #climberpickup
paukku: “You look like you know your way around nuts.” #climberpickup
paukku: “Would you hold my nuts for a minute?” #climberpickup
paukku: “If I was a boulder problem would you flash me?” #climberpickup
paukku: “Hi, I’m a socially inept rock climber and umm…er…well…nevermind.” #climberpickup
RikRay: Last one: You may have a small rack, but damn you have some nice lookin’ booty #climberpickup
RedheadWriting: Can you help me put my Big Bro in that crack? #bwowchickabwowbwow #climberpickup #yeahisaidthat
RikRay: My gear zippered, and left me hanging. Can you help me get back up? #climberpickup
RikRay: #climberpickup My tips are kinda sore, but I would mind pullin on some nubbins with you
nsmonkeygirl: Wanna take advantage of that dropseat on your harness #climberpickup
nsmonkeygirl: Hey baby, can I practice on your fingerboard? #climberpickup
RedheadWriting: My ballnutz would look great on your rack #climberpickup #imjustsaying
paukku: “I took a shower this week.” Trad climber #climberpickup
gracechua: #climberpickup Does Arcteryx make strap-on harnesses?
RikRay: #climberpickup If your thinking about a bigwall, let me teach how to ride a pig.











The climb I think we were doing according to my old guide book is West Face Overhang, 5.7 1 star. We (Luis, Dave and I) had studied it from the ground, comparing it to their newer guide book (I had left mine at the campsite). It looked like the first part was an easy, lower angle, walk up between two small cracks which then led to a chimney climb topped off with a boulder-like chunk which looked to us to be the crux of the climb to get over and/or around. The finish of the climb had looked like a crack to the top of the formation set in another large boulder like shape above a ledge. That part is what Luis had called “nothing”.
This is true but I’m not sure why I felt so confident I could do this climb as an onsight. The crack looked lovely, hand and fingers, yet I really don’t have too many trad lead climbs under my belt, and even fewer done as an on sight. Climbing had helped me realize something though. I am good in a tight situation, between a rock and a hard place (forgive the pun), or even just an uncomfortable place.