{"id":315,"date":"2009-05-28T19:50:32","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T03:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rockgrrl.com\/blog\/?p=315"},"modified":"2018-07-12T15:29:24","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T23:29:24","slug":"climber-pickup-lines-day-3-final-entries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rockgrrl.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/climber-pickup-lines-day-3-final-entries\/","title":{"rendered":"Climber Pickup Lines &#8211; Day 3 (Final) Entries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Final day of entries in reverse chronological order (contest ended around 8PM PST), please read in an appropriate mindset, perhaps as @canoelover suggested, a 14 yr old&#8217;s \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Read contest details <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockgrrl.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/climber-pickup-lines-twitter-contest\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: Hold on tight, I&#8217;m kind of a hang dog #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: I don&#8217;t normally like climbing cracks that are wet, but for you I&#8217;ll make an exception #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: I haven&#8217;t quite figured it out, but my rubber gets really sticky watching you climb #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>JODell_the3rd: Not a bragger, but Im pretty good at smearing, stemming, crimping, and jamming buttresses. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: I&#8217;ve been watching you climb, you really carry your rack well. Wanna try a layback? I&#8217;ll give you the sharp end. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>heffayb: &#8220;I just busted a nut falling for you&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>heffayb: &#8220;I like your features&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>JODell_the3rd: Not a bragger, but Im pretty good at smearing, stemming, crimping, and jamming buttresses. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>bittabuffalo: &#8220;wow, you climb like a girl!&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>TheBreakdown6: just lay down on my crash pad and let crimp onto your shoulders #climberpickup . How&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n<p>TheBreakdown6: Don&#8217;t worry baby, I&#8217;ll suck the poison out&#8230; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>bittabuffalo: &#8220;stand clear while I pull this rope &#8211; this is not how I envisioned us getting rope burn&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>martinpribble: #climberpickup &#8220;I&#8217;d love to do a reverse zipper on THAT crack!&#8221; sorry had to do it<\/p>\n<p>bittabuffalo: &#8220;offwidth? pshaw! if its too wide to stack hands you have to stack climbers. Wanna help?&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>bittabuffalo: &#8220;want to help me practice my knots?&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>bittabuffalo: &#8220;from pitch three I bet no one down here can see what we&#8217;re doing&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>TheBreakdown6: I was just walking through trying to find a new highball, and now all I can think about is sending you&#8230; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>TheBreakdown6: We can wait out the storm in the back of my Element&#8230;just lay your clothes here to let them dry. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>TheBreakdown6: Go ahead just do a knee-bar like this and then roll over on your side&#8230;#climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>martinpribble: #climberpickup my girlfriend would react to &#8220;Hi! I&#8217;m Dave Graham!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>martinpribble: #climberpickup &#8220;Let&#8217;s test the sweat wicking ability of my sleepingbag together!&#8221; yeah that was crap sorry<\/p>\n<p>chadmor: &#8220;I taught Chris everything he knows&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>K2Kyle: Apologies in advance for this one \ud83d\ude42 #climberpickup : I know I&#8217;m on thin ice but I&#8217;ve still got some good screws in my sac. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>m1nd7r1p: It&#8217;s not the size of the cam, it&#8217;s the skill of the jam. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>sellout: &#8220;I could give your TCUs some TLC.&#8221; Leave the acronym expansion up to the recipient. #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>sanityinc: #climberpickup I normally go for five-ten, but you&#8217;re a ten-out-of-ten<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;Man, I really need to get (be)layed!&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;You look like you know your way around nuts.&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;Would you hold my nuts for a minute?&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;If I was a boulder problem would you flash me?&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m a socially inept rock climber and umm&#8230;er&#8230;well&#8230;nevermind.&#8221; #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: Last one: You may have a small rack, but damn you have some nice lookin&#8217; booty #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RedheadWriting: Can you help me put my Big Bro in that crack? #bwowchickabwowbwow #climberpickup #yeahisaidthat<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: My gear zippered, and left me hanging. Can you help me get back up? #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: #climberpickup My tips are kinda sore, but I would mind pullin on some nubbins with you<\/p>\n<p>nsmonkeygirl: Wanna take advantage of that dropseat on your harness #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>nsmonkeygirl: Hey baby, can I practice on your fingerboard? #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>RedheadWriting: My ballnutz would look great on your rack #climberpickup #imjustsaying<\/p>\n<p>paukku: &#8220;I took a shower this week.&#8221; Trad climber #climberpickup<\/p>\n<p>gracechua: #climberpickup Does Arcteryx make strap-on harnesses?<\/p>\n<p>RikRay: #climberpickup If your thinking about a bigwall, let me teach how to ride a pig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Final day of entries in reverse chronological order (contest ended around 8PM PST), please read in an appropriate mindset, perhaps as @canoelover suggested, a 14 yr old&#8217;s \ud83d\ude09 Read contest details here. RikRay: Hold on tight, I&#8217;m kind of a hang dog #climberpickup RikRay: I don&#8217;t normally like climbing cracks that are wet, but for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[15],"tags":[30,22,33,32,31],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa1ZbT-55","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":313,"url":"https:\/\/www.rockgrrl.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/climber-pickup-lines-day-2-entries\/","url_meta":{"origin":315,"position":0},"title":"Climber Pickup Lines &#8211; Day 2 Entries","author":"Eileen Ringwald","date":"May 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"For contest details see here. 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